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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnât risk it.
didnât realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itâs a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youâre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
Itâs cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. Thereâs a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her itâs safe and ok!!!! (Whatâs cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of âdeal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughterâ)
“Until you heal the wounds of your past, you are going to bleed. You can bandage the bleeding with food, with alcohol, with drugs, with work, with cigarettes, with sex; but eventually it will all ooze through and stain your life. You must find the strength to open the wounds, stick your hand inside, pull out the core of the pain that is holding you in your past - the memories - and make peace with them.”
Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.
Um wat
turns out theyâre called the tiddlytubbies and they have names
most likely umby pumby is la laâs kid and duggle dee is poâs. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.Â
Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winkyâs. Dipsyâs is Daa daa because theyâre both green. but look at daa daaâs antenna. seems a bit similar to la laâs no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side. Â
po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and thatâs suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winkyâs. canât hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend arenât theirs.Â
tinky winky and dipsy also arenât innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and theyâre off getting some tubby custard on the side.Â
scandals galore in that damn superdome.Â
A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.
Iâm just gonnaâŠreblog this without comment.
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*Stares*
âŠWhy?
If Iâm cursed with this information, you have to be too.
Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they werenât all in on it together
god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve
Are we all just going to over look the fact youâre calling them Tinkywanky?